Just follow these steps and you'll easily be a bigger douche than Sam Pepper!

1)  support Donald Trump

2) Hate the PS4 and choose Xbox One over it.

3) hunt animals

4) Poop in the urinal

5) Claim Nintendo is a horrible company

7) Pour your milk before you put your cereal in

8) Keep saying 21 and Deez nutz.

9) Choose Macs for PC gaming

10) Claim Miley Cyrus is actually very hot.

11) Bring up a conversation of boobs VS ass and watch everyone argue.

12) Say everything incorrectly

13) Enjoy the Twilight series

14) Think Half-Life 2 is boring.

Much more...but I'm too lazy to go on.

Hay! Number 2 is... yeah its kinda true. Being an Xbox fanboy is tough these days...

Most are good, though feminism is hated by 1/2 the internet, so I think that can come off the list.

True.

Edit: Fixed it to something that'll make you pissed off and confused at the same time

None of things you mentioned will make me outright hate someone. I have to know them personally

Laziness does though...

True, and for good reason. Especially 7.. Who does that?

I agree with everything, especially #10

^^ My fucking eyes.
Versus you slut, lol

I just had a seizure. 

You're paying for my medical bills bitch.  

Imma fly over to the UK and fuck yo shit up. 

First thing Im doing is taking a baseball bat to that paper weight you call a console. 

Or you could just decide not to walk on egg shells with the management on this site. So it seems I have been banned for telling someone to troll harder. As a result of this, I will not be participating on this site anymore. Between the ads and the joke of a rule list, Im done.

For those of you wondering what triggered this, here is the link to where the comments took place.

http://www.vgchartz.com/article/263414/analyst-ps4-will-sell-more-than-100-million-units-lifetime/

It was a reply yo one of the other comments, so check for those if you do not see it. As you can see, I was a little hard on PC fanboys BUT I never called anyone a fanboy. I was addressing a reply that someone else made trying to make out PC fanboys the victim. I said my piece and then he proceeded to twist my words and flat out lie in his reply. I called him out on it because either he was trying to troll me, or he was just not comprehending what I was saying. Either way I was not wasting my time any further.

That YES THAT is why I was banned. Yes it is a temp ban, but I will not walk on eggshells because mods or anybody is oversensitive enough to ban anyone over this. It is a JOKE! And those of you who know me know that I am a respectable poster and never attack anyone.

So with that, I bid you farwell. I will miss many of you and hope all goes well in your future endeavors. Sorry to hijack the thread, but this account cannot make a new thread without 50 posts, and I was not waiting to post my farwell.

15) incomplete lists due to laziness