Takis are way too salty. Cheetos all the way. They're so good, you'll kill for them.
http://www.wral.com/man-accused-of-stabbing-raleigh-store-clerk-over-bag-of-cheetos/14391681/
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-charged-with-murder-in-dispute-over-cheetos-in-downtown/article_d0ff624c-f70a-11e1-bf3e-0019bb30f31a.html
http://archive.11alive.com/news/article/286707/186/teen-threatens-to-stab-brother-over-cheetos













