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I like the cock.

Agreed. 9 45.00%
 
I set my alarm to....answer in comments. 2 10.00%
 
Disagree. 9 45.00%
 
Total:20

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dat thread title.

Anyway, I don't need an alarm clock. I just wake up whenever the hell I wake up and start working. Home office is awesome! =)



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you mispelled clock



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Oh wow. The last thing you'd think you'd see as an op here. Thanks for the laugh!



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John2290 said:

I hear many people tell me they prefer to be awoken to the sound of a cock on their alarm more often than not. Do you like to be annoyed awake, gentle lifted or fully startled? Or do you have a brain thats tuned to hit the on button just seconds before your alarm goes off, in my case litterally 5-15 seconds. Now the strangest thing is, I adjust to the cock, perfectly, one night after I change the alarms time. So, do you like the cock or prefer something softer or smoother?

No, I don't enjoy waking to a cock in my face- oh... we mean a rooster right?? XD


This is how I basically wake up, or my body just gets tired of laying around. One of those things. I guess it means I can get up earlier and get more things done.. o:



 

              

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