Shoplifter forgets son!

Posted Mar 20th 2008 6:52PM by Jennifer Jordan
Filed under: Health and Safety, Dads, 10-12 years, Stores and shopping, Outings, Weird but True

now he will also get charged for Child Abandonment... What an idiot.

Well, some of this are from Jay Leno:

1... A guy walking into the police station to complain that he got ripped-off in his cocaine purchase, he also brought his cocaine with him.

2... A robber was attempted to rob a store. The store clerk, asked him if he's even old enough to rob the store. The robber showed the clerk his driver's license and the clerk smartly took down his name... Robber was arrested within the same day.

Here's one I found... 

 A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.

http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm

1. Pick the right bank. Clark advises that you don't follow the lead of the fellow in Anaheim, Cal., who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. On the other hand, you don't want to be too familiar with the bank. A California robber ran into his mother while making his getaway. She turned him in.

2. Don't sign your demand note. Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh, on an envelope bearing the name and address of another in Detroit, and in East Hartford, Conn., on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's signature and account number.

3. Avoid being fussy. A robber in Panorama City, Cal., gave a teller a note saying, "I have a gun. Give me all your twenties in this envelope." The teller said, "All I've got is two twenties." The robber took them and left.

4. Don't advertise. A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture. Bank robbers in Minnesota and California tried to create a diversion by throwing stolen money out of the windows of their cars. They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves.

5. Take right turns only. Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn and ended up on the Homestead Air Force Base. They drove up to a military police guardhouse and, thinking it was a tollbooth, offered the security men money.

6. Provide your own transportation. It is not clever to borrow the teller's car, which she carefully described to police. This resulted in the most quickly-solved bank robbery in the history of Pittsfield, Mass.

7. Consider another line of work. There was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Mass., who, when the teller told him she had no money, fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived.

These stories are more fun when they actually happen to you.

Back when I was in grade 7, I had two friends sleep over and at about 1 in the morning we got the idea that it might be funny to make prank phone calls (The Jerky Boys were big at that time).

our call to a dust control service had a message on the machine to call a different number instead. So we called that number, and my friend Pat shamelessly stole a Jerky Boys routine in which they call a hospital asking if they remove hemroids from penises.

At 4 in the morning we called the Ontario Provincial Police to ask if they remove hemroids from penises...

Ever try waking your mom up at 4 in the morning to tell her the OPP is on the phone? not fun.