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These stories are more fun when they actually happen to you.

Back when I was in grade 7, I had two friends sleep over and at about 1 in the morning we got the idea that it might be funny to make prank phone calls (The Jerky Boys were big at that time).

our call to a dust control service had a message on the machine to call a different number instead. So we called that number, and my friend Pat shamelessly stole a Jerky Boys routine in which they call a hospital asking if they remove hemroids from penises.

At 4 in the morning we called the Ontario Provincial Police to ask if they remove hemroids from penises...

Ever try waking your mom up at 4 in the morning to tell her the OPP is on the phone? not fun.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.