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@Sharpryno I believe what you are asking is: How the hell does it not add up?

You can watch this video, he will explain it better than most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paBuZ7ekmFQ

This review will also help you understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN16CVD1Z2g

 

Edit: Yes, multiplayer is important, but you also need to understand that you simply can't review just one aspect of a game.



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SO my only question in trying to judge the slant of this review is whether you believe his claim at the start that he used to be a massive halo fanboy and whether you believe he's being harsh because a once beloved franchise that he placed firmly on a pedestal above all other games has fallen significantly in his mind. If you believe those sentiments are genuine then I don't know how you can dismiss his review. If you think he's BS'ing and he never truly liked Halo all that much then fine, accuse him of pandering and bias against Halo/Xbox/MS. Personally I believe he's being genuine about his love for the franchise. So I accept the basis for his criticisms at face value. I also appreciate the entertaining way he delivers his critique, and he doesn't spend the entire time in a cuss filled rant, and he doesn't universally bag the game.

I do note he references Destiny quite unfavourably relative to Halo 5, and notes the irony that Bungie seems to have qualitatively fallen behind 343 in many aspects of core FPS gameplay / design.

Not being at all emotionally invested in Halo I found the review to be pretty balanced and indeed for all the ranting if I didn't already know his score before watching I would have expected a lower score than he gave, so I think he still has a soft spot for the franchise even when subjecting it to tough love. Either that or he didn't really care all that much about such things as the loss of split screen and the introduction of microtransactions.



“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

 

theprof00 said:
d21lewis said:
Oh, bullshit. He didn't know there wasn't split screen? Really?

Yeah, he must've known. It was all over the place. I can't really believe that he simply overlooked that.

I knew that was going to be the first point as soon as he says he's inviting his friend over.

Well of course he knew, he was just playing it up and quite probably recreating his reaction from when he first learned about the loss of Splitscreen, only he wasn't filming himself at the time. Nothing wrong with recreating your first reaction at a later stage and in a different context for dramatic effect. And he is  kinda right that they suddenly dropped no splitscreen on the fans. It was relatively late in the peice that they confirmed lcomplete exclusion of splitscreen.

Then again, perhaps, though unlikely, he imposed an absolute Halo embargo on himself so that he could experience the game completely fresh on the day it comes out. 



“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” - Bertrand Russell

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

 

KiigelHeart said:
Just finished mission 7. Total campaign playtime 3:38h. I'm playing on heroic and haven't been searching for collectibles. Quite a speedrun to finish it under 5 hours. What's the point?

Well people are finishing the game in 4-6 hours on normal not heroic so people arent speedrunning the game. All games can be longer if you play it on a harder difficulty.



"There is only one race, the pathetic begging race"

Nem said:
Ali_16x said:


Not everyone is subscribed to AngryJoe but I'm sure they would still be interested in watching. Is that so hard to understand? AngryJoe is the only reviewer I'm subscibed to and there aren't many reviewers like him which are not journalists but just a gamer. Did I kill your dog? What is wrong with you? Seriously?

Lol saying that people are able to visit Youtube as your arguement is just ridiculous, tell me why even bother posting articles etc on this site? They could just access the website. They can access IGN, Twitter, etc by themselves. Are other people unable to visit the internet? Lol...

And the fact that you didn't reply to everything I said makes me think that you really don't have much to say and that even you know you're over stepping so just stop talking.


If anyone cares they are subbed. Regardless it is inconsequential to this site.

I am sorry if you are taking this personally. This isnt a criticism only to you but all the OP's we have been having plagiating articles and videos. I dont get it, its really annoying. If you have nothing to say, dont make a thread. I can debate their articles on their own mediums. You are actually stealing traffic from them.

The point is you dont just link a video. The videos or articles are basis for your opinion. You admited you have no opinion on starting this thread, so you just shared Joe's video for him (is Joe as member of this forum?). If it was himself doing it, all good cause its his opinion. Since its you, there is nothing to debate cause you dont have an opinion.

If your point was: i agree or i dont agree with him + arguments, it would be a different matter and then we would have a topic. This, is just a waste of time. If i want to comment his video or an article i go to the authors. You are diminishing these forums when you just plagiate stuff.


Dude, CALM DOWN.

It's a link, and the whole internet is basically one huge link between people and this is a forum a place where people discuss topics based on those links. For sure OP has his own opinions as do I and you and everyone else. No originality? Plagiarism? How does a link of a video plagiarize itself, it's the same f***ing video! The point is to discuss about things whether it is OP's original content or not doesn't matter. Plagiarism would be to make video like "HungryJoeReview" about Halo 5 and then posting it here, and as far as originality comes we create the content on this forum by discussing about different topics, and it's only fair that all who are interested in this topic have a chance to know what everyone else is talking about, hence links.

Next you'll probably verbally attack someone who posted a sales report from NPD, because it is not original content, right? I mean WHY DIDN'T THAT GUY DO HIS OWN SALES RESEARCH, RIGHT? RIGHT!!!

:P



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-Ack!- said:
Nem said:


If anyone cares they are subbed. Regardless it is inconsequential to this site.

I am sorry if you are taking this personally. This isnt a criticism only to you but all the OP's we have been having plagiating articles and videos. I dont get it, its really annoying. If you have nothing to say, dont make a thread. I can debate their articles on their own mediums. You are actually stealing traffic from them.

The point is you dont just link a video. The videos or articles are basis for your opinion. You admited you have no opinion on starting this thread, so you just shared Joe's video for him (is Joe as member of this forum?). If it was himself doing it, all good cause its his opinion. Since its you, there is nothing to debate cause you dont have an opinion.

If your point was: i agree or i dont agree with him + arguments, it would be a different matter and then we would have a topic. This, is just a waste of time. If i want to comment his video or an article i go to the authors. You are diminishing these forums when you just plagiate stuff.


Dude, CALM DOWN.

It's a link, and the whole internet is basically one huge link between people and this is a forum a place where people discuss topics based on those links. For sure OP has his own opinions as do I and you and everyone else. No originality? Plagiarism? How does a link of a video plagiarize itself, it's the same f***ing video! The point is to discuss about things whether it is OP's original content or not doesn't matter. Plagiarism would be to make video like "HungryJoeReview" about Halo 5 and then posting it here, and as far as originality comes we create the content on this forum by discussing about different topics, and it's only fair that all who are interested in this topic have a chance to know what everyone else is talking about, hence links.

Next you'll probably verbally attack someone who posted a sales report from NPD, because it is not original content, right? I mean WHY DIDN'T THAT GUY DO HIS OWN SALES RESEARCH, RIGHT? RIGHT!!!

:P


Well... you say i'm not calm but you're the one typing in caps.

Plagiarism is to take credit for someone else's work. The OP posts another guy's work unaltered. I classify that as plagiarism. Its the exact same thing as copy-pasting an article. Does it stop beeing cause its voiced and not written? Weird logic.

So, i guess i shall start making threads that link to a puppy video and put up the thread title "puppies". Meh... i don't know why i even bother.



Valdath said:
Nem said:


If anyone cares they are subbed. Regardless it is inconsequential to this site.

I am sorry if you are taking this personally. This isnt a criticism only to you but all the OP's we have been having plagiating articles and videos. I dont get it, its really annoying. If you have nothing to say, dont make a thread. I can debate their articles on their own mediums. You are actually stealing traffic from them.

The point is you dont just link a video. The videos or articles are basis for your opinion. You admited you have no opinion on starting this thread, so you just shared Joe's video for him (is Joe as member of this forum?). If it was himself doing it, all good cause its his opinion. Since its you, there is nothing to debate cause you dont have an opinion.

If your point was: i agree or i dont agree with him + arguments, it would be a different matter and then we would have a topic. This, is just a waste of time. If i want to comment his video or an article i go to the authors. You are diminishing these forums when you just plagiate stuff.

Watch out guys we got the forum police here, you better start making better threads or we won't stop commenting on them to prevent said threads from dying!

 

 

This thread has over 20 pages, obviously people think it's interesting enough, seeing you keep bashing it is making me sad so please stop or i'll cry.


Nooooh! dont maek lil guinea pig cwy! ...dont... pwease... dont! :(



Hunting Season is done...

Watched most of it. I don't know or care about his SP design or length critiques, because I haven't touched the SP yet as Warzone is just THAT good. But it is funny to see someone who claims to be a massive former Halo fanboy complain about some cinematic hype videos being "misleading" when Halo has done that uh.. pretty much every mainline game + ODST. Not to mention there's probably nothing 343 could do that would top Bungie's Halo 2 bait and switch. Also he complains about a cliffhanger ending... uh duh, Halo 4 was the start of a new trilogy. A trilogy typically consists of three games, so there kind of has to be a cliffhanger or open ending to the second entry. I wonder if he shouted at the movie screen when watching Kill Bill Vol 1 that the open ending was just too convenient for a sequel?

The funniest part though was watching him throw a fit and try to calculate time required to get REQ points to unlock shit. And he claims the best players will get 900 or so tops per Warzone game. I am garbage at Warzone and even I get like 1,300 easily. Just seems like another empty complaint laced with hyperbole and misinformation so Joe can get his Angry Joe on.

And does he believe his viewers are really that dumb to believe he had no idea there was no split screen and that he went out and bought a new Xbone for co-op? Poor viewers.



I'm pretty sure cliffhanger endings are custom to 2nd entries. People were pissed they would have to wait until the next entry for all of these.

SWepV: Empire Strikes Back
TLoTR: Two Towers
Back to the Future Part 2
SWepII: Attack of the Clones
Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Matrix Reloaded
The Dark Knight
Desolation of Smaug
Halo 2
God of War 2
Gears of War 2
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Mass Effect 2



Nem said:
Ali_16x said:


Not everyone is subscribed to AngryJoe but I'm sure they would still be interested in watching. Is that so hard to understand? AngryJoe is the only reviewer I'm subscibed to and there aren't many reviewers like him which are not journalists but just a gamer. Did I kill your dog? What is wrong with you? Seriously?

Lol saying that people are able to visit Youtube as your arguement is just ridiculous, tell me why even bother posting articles etc on this site? They could just access the website. They can access IGN, Twitter, etc by themselves. Are other people unable to visit the internet? Lol...

And the fact that you didn't reply to everything I said makes me think that you really don't have much to say and that even you know you're over stepping so just stop talking.


If anyone cares they are subbed. Regardless it is inconsequential to this site.

I am sorry if you are taking this personally. This isnt a criticism only to you but all the OP's we have been having plagiating articles and videos. I dont get it, its really annoying. If you have nothing to say, dont make a thread. I can debate their articles on their own mediums. You are actually stealing traffic from them.

The point is you dont just link a video. The videos or articles are basis for your opinion. You admited you have no opinion on starting this thread, so you just shared Joe's video for him (is Joe as member of this forum?). If it was himself doing it, all good cause its his opinion. Since its you, there is nothing to debate cause you dont have an opinion.

If your point was: i agree or i dont agree with him + arguments, it would be a different matter and then we would have a topic. This, is just a waste of time. If i want to comment his video or an article i go to the authors. You are diminishing these forums when you just plagiate stuff.


It does not work that way, so many people would be interested in someones video but that doesn't mean they're all subscribed. Lol I'm pretty sure there is proof on this thread by people who are not subscribed yet still watched the video. I mean seriously? That is such a presumptuous thing to say.  And as I've said, explain to me, I want you to explain to me how is it any different from posting articles on this site? They can access IGN etc by themselves, so tell me? And for one I don't need to give my opinion, this is just a thread to tell people AngryJoe reviewed Halo, go watch it if you want. 

Don't take it personally? Lol seriously you have to be joking.

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=7595929

You basically just called me a fanboy and that the only reason I made this thread was because it's a negative review towards MIcrosoft's Halo 5 and that I was a Sony fanboy. 

Oh and apparently sharing a video is now plagiarism, bravo. I've told you the reason I didn't add anything to the topic was because I didn't want to get the campaign spoiled but for some reason you just keep wanting to ignore it so you can keep repeating the same thing over and over.

And do you even know what plagiarism is? How am I passing this video as mine? I LITERALLY say whose video it is in the title and I link the official video in the thread. You should google the meaning of words before you use them, it has helped me many times in saying the wrong things :)



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