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As someone who has cleaned public washrooms
Sober Males cleaner than Sober Females. 9/10 it was the women's that made me wonder if they were potty trained. Never had to work in a drunk environment though. I can't imagine drunk males actually hitting anything.

Also, wash your hands before you piss. Your hands are far dirtier than your dick. Far dirtier. If they aren't, you're already in severe trouble anyway. See a doctor. Tell your past partners.

Be polite, wash your hands. Be sane, don't panic over public toilets. Or you can be a neurotic germophobe. If you have a mental block about it, sorry, that's all you, not reality. Every single male you've ever met has touched his penis with his hands unless he lacks one or the other. If you can't stand that thought, you're fucked in the head. If you get off on that thought, erm, well... no comment.

Please note that blood and fecal matter or semen are a different story than urine. If they are sprayed around the area, that's a good time to consider anywhere else.



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I try not to go into public toilets..... I will go into ones in restaurants because they are usually clean, but in school/college/uni I only go if I really have to, and I doubt I have been into more than 5 of the outdoor public toilets.

I can't say I remember seeing any unisex toilets, which is a good thing because then at least half the population can have a less unpleasant experience if forced to use one.



I in general agree with what Fuzzmosis said. Everytime I go to clean a bathroom the women's bathroom is far dirties than the men's bathroom. Mostly I deal with sober college aged people and the women just do not seem to know how to keep a bathroom sanitary for whatever reasons.



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Soriku said:
DMeisterJ said:
I've never came across a Unisex bathroom, so I haven't a clue what you're speaking about.

Wait, what? There's no males only or females only bathrooms where you live?

...BLASHPHEMY.

Anyway, I don't think the problem is that they can't aim, but they want to cause trouble.

 Soriku...  Oh Soriku... LOL, this time you deserve a slap to the back of the head...  Unisex means both sexes, not ONE!

Made me laugh out loud though...  ahhhhh... poor guy... 



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Stockstar1138 said:
here is my problem.

if all the urinals are filled up, or there isn't enough space between me and another dude, ill go in a stall.

now if the seat is down i have two options.

1. Lift the nasty seat, get who knows what on my hands, and piss.

2. Keep the seat down, risk pissing all over it, and keep my hands clean.

If there is piss already on the seat from somebody else, I just add more piss to it, cause I am not touching it, otherwise ill use some TP and lift the seat up. One dude can cause 10 dudes to piss on the seat, its kind of like a chain reaction.

So, the ironic thing is that because you're too disgusted at the thought of there being a mess, you make a mess.

Does it bother you to think that most of the dust in your home is your own dead, decomposing skin?

The whole world is filthy, I suggest you get used to it.

PS - Urine is sterile. 



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u want to hear something worse?

when your a boy 9 years of age, and your mom forces you to use the womens bathroom with her. LOL.

i had to do that. painful and embarassing times.



Words Of Wisdom said:

I think they're quite possibly the worst things ever invented.

During a road trip earlier, I found myself staring at one... in agony.  I don't know what it is about unisex bathrooms that makes the average person man turns into an idiot in them.  They're always smelly.  They're always nasty.  The toilet is always covered with urine.  And no I'm not just talking about the lower part but the seat as well and usually anything else nearby. 


Hate to tell you, but that's pretty much standard conditions for the average public men's bathroom. Unisex ain't got a thing to do with it. In fact, for this reason alone, I'm pretty damn sure it wasn't a man who came up with the unisex idea.



superchunk said:
Stockstar1138 said:
superchunk said:
Stockstar1138 said:
here is my problem.

if all the urinals are filled up, or there isn't enough space between me and another dude, ill go in a stall.

now if the seat is down i have two options.

1. Lift the nasty seat, get who knows what on my hands, and piss.

2. Keep the seat down, risk pissing all over it, and keep my hands clean.

If there is piss already on the seat from somebody else, I just add more piss to it, cause I am not touching it, otherwise ill use some TP and lift the seat up. One dude can cause 10 dudes to piss on the seat, its kind of like a chain reaction.

Choose option one, because you should be washing your hands anyways. If you don't then that is a whole other problem we need to discuss.

only if there are automatic faucets. somebody elses nasty hands have touched that faucet and even after im done cleaning my hands, i gotta touch some germ infested, nasty faucet handle. ill flush the toliet with my shoe. id much rather have the last thing my hands touched by my pen15 then some faucet handle. i don't sh1t in public places, so poopy hands ain't an issue.


 No. because then someone who shakes your hand is touching your penis. That is just disgusting. Use a paper towel to turn it off and open the door. Its just that easy.

Dude, where exactly is your penis located????

 



I've never seen a unisex bathroom before, sounds pretty odd to me.