As someone who has cleaned public washrooms
Sober Males cleaner than Sober Females. 9/10 it was the women's that made me wonder if they were potty trained. Never had to work in a drunk environment though. I can't imagine drunk males actually hitting anything.
Also, wash your hands before you piss. Your hands are far dirtier than your dick. Far dirtier. If they aren't, you're already in severe trouble anyway. See a doctor. Tell your past partners.
Be polite, wash your hands. Be sane, don't panic over public toilets. Or you can be a neurotic germophobe. If you have a mental block about it, sorry, that's all you, not reality. Every single male you've ever met has touched his penis with his hands unless he lacks one or the other. If you can't stand that thought, you're fucked in the head. If you get off on that thought, erm, well... no comment.
Please note that blood and fecal matter or semen are a different story than urine. If they are sprayed around the area, that's a good time to consider anywhere else.
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.
