Holy crap. Did anybody actually read that 7/10 review? It may be one of the worst reviews I've read since the Mad Max Kotaku review. I don't even care that they gave it a 7. That's fine. Whatever. It's why they gave it a 7, and their review as a whole that is just awful. I'll break down why the review is bad below so that you don't have to actually give the site your traffic too.
The reviewer says the games aged badly to start ("A sumptuous remaster, but the games themselves have aged badly"). Some of the most visually stunning games of the last generation that people are still buying, playing, and loving, and apparently the series has aged badly. This is strike one.
Strike two: The incapable reviewer complains because of the lack of aim assist. They think the lack of aim assist makes the game bad. Holy hell. I don't know whether to laugh or if I should just surgically attach my palm to my face. I'm sorry that the game just isn't casual enough?
Strike three: "Drake is over-animated"...wut
Strike four: "Note: if you're just here for an appraisal of the remaster, feel free to make yourself feel better and add two points to the score." - Sure, just try to pander to everybody. That totally makes your review look good and legitimate.
Strike five: "'an inclination to love Naughty Dog's trilogy no matter what, even if Drake himself had snuck into your house and choked your dad to death before nicking your mum's pearls and calling your dog 'pal'' - damn people for liking good games! DAMN THEM ALL!
Strike six: "while he is a serial killer and mad war/conflict profiteer, Drake is also a somewhat charismatic shit-eating grin of a man, as are his friends." - why did I even read this far into the review?
Six strikes. It's out out. The fact that this kind of crap is allowed to influence the opinion of anybody is absurd.















