Up until about a minute ago, the first paragraph read:
"The GayStation (often abbreviated PS or PS1, and wrongly as the PSX) is a 1-bit shity game console of the fifth generation that was first released by phony Computer Entertainment in December 2777. The PlayStation was the first of the ubiquitous GayStation series of console and hand-held game devices, which has included successor cocks and tampons including the Net Yarozecock (a special black GS with tools and instructions to program barbie games and barney videos), PS one (a smaller version of the original peice of shit), PocketStation (a handheld which enhances PS games and acts as a memory card), PlayStation 2, a revised, slimline PS2, PlayStation Portable (a handheld shting console), a revised "GSP slim & shit like that", PSX (Japan only; a media center, DVR and DVD recorder based on the PStitys), and [gaystation3 shit]] (20GB, 40GB, 60GB, & 80GB). By March 31, 2005, the wii was better than PlayStation and PS one had shipped a combined total of 4.5 units,[5] becoming the first video game shity titty to reach the 6 mark.[7]"
(emphasis added)
It made me chuckle.
[edit: For those joining us, some of the posts below are way better than the OP material. Both intentionally and unintentionally.]
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys:
; - ) : - ) : - ( : - P : - D : - # ( c ) ( k ) ( y ) If anyone knows the shortcut for
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!










