I once found this enlightening info about yo-yos there: "yo-yo's r used 2 beat up defenless chipmunks. yup, sucks huh? Thankfully, u can save them by taking curvy garage cans and throwing them in the ocean! DO IT NOW MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or how Sitting Bull got his name: "he was known for his courage to fight a bull and when he defeated him, his victory cry was to sit on it and force feed it chicken mcnuggets."
or this recipe for Admiral Ackbar stew:
It is not easy to trick Ackbar into getting into a big boiling pot, but it is possible. You need to inform him that we are simply checking out your "new jacuzzi". If he proclaims, "It's a trap!", then you know that it is time he be "tenderized". Inform him that putting butter and carrots into his hot tub is, not because you are trying to eat him, but to exfoliate his outer lobster shell. As with many meals, boiled potatoes alway compliment the flavor.
Recipe:
25 gallons broth (your choice)
1 Admiral Ackbar
150 mini carrots
50 red potatoes
20 sticks of Lando Lakes Butter
10 cups Blue Milk
Preparing:
1.) Bring your broth to a boil
2.) Add 1 Admiral Ackbar
3.) Once the Ackbar appears to be tasty, add in the carrots, potatoes, Blue Milk with a dash of salt and pepper
4.) Let cool for 30 minutes before serving
Not trying to be a fanboy. Of course, it's hard when you own the best console eve... dang it
