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Esiar said:
Mr.Playstation said:
"I've Finally found the correct castle, 'cause my princess is right in front of me."

" Lara Croft has nothing on you!"

" I'm not sure if I'm a kid or a squid, but I'm definitely compatible with females, after gazing my eyes on you.."

Then in the middle of a make-out session you transform into a squid!

-Sorry, honey, I'm not into that tentacle stuff. Change back.

-Do you prefer a kid over a squid, then?

-NO, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!!



You know it deserves the GOTY.

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Darwinianevolution said:
Esiar said:
Mr.Playstation said:
"I've Finally found the correct castle, 'cause my princess is right in front of me."

" Lara Croft has nothing on you!"

" I'm not sure if I'm a kid or a squid, but I'm definitely compatible with females, after gazing my eyes on you.."

Then in the middle of a make-out session you transform into a squid!

-Sorry, honey, I'm not into that tentacle stuff. Change back.

-Do you prefer a kid over a squid, then?

-NO, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!!

The Inklings are 14+. So a solution would be that the human female is also in the same age-group.



Can't wait for The Zelder Scrolls 3: Breath of The Wild Hunt!

"When I look at you I feel like Gordan Freeman, speechless"

"I think something is wrong with my auto aim, I can't stop looking at you"

I'm not good at this...



You must have found my power button, because you turned me on

How would you like to be *my* Final Fantasy?



Kid or Squid, I'll be whatever you need. :P



Bet with Teeqoz for 2 weeks of avatar and sig control that Super Mario Odyssey would ship more than 7m on its first 2 months. The game shipped 9.07m, so I won

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I'll trade you my Charizard for a Pikachu.



"Ayyyyyyy bby u wanna see mah Solid Snake?"

works every tiem





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