Let's Make Gaming Pick-Up Lines!

[Esiar]

Darwinianevolution said:

Esiar said:

Mr.Playstation said:
"I've Finally found the correct castle, 'cause my princess is right in front of me."

" Lara Croft has nothing on you!"

" I'm not sure if I'm a kid or a squid, but I'm definitely compatible with females, after gazing my eyes on you.."

Then in the middle of a make-out session you transform into a squid!

-Sorry, honey, I'm not into that tentacle stuff. Change back.

-Do you prefer a kid over a squid, then?

-NO, I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!!

The Inklings are 14+. So a solution would be that the human female is also in the same age-group.