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Long, long, ago, when the skies were fair the great land of VGtopia was a prosperous land. All of the biggest game companies started here, all the biggest franchises, and many new, innovative ideas were thought of in the VGdome, where the brightest of the game industry met up and made games that were licensed by VGinc. and released on the dominant console of that day, the VGStation 4. And all gamers of all fanbases were at peace. But with the former dictator/president of VGinc., Smeagsimoto Explodingblockati, and his resignation, the company needed a new dictator/president.

There were 4 candidates; Esiar, ioi, Captain Yuri, and Spurgeonryan. They each gave a speach as to why they should run the great company.

Spurgeon went first, and said, "I can port games to the Wii U, and have the finances to buy millions of Wii U's!" and was booed off stage. 

Then the Captain went up and said "Virtual Reality! Porn! Hentai! I'm the guy with the innovative ideas for this great genre!". Some cheered,some booed.

Then up comes Esiar, who said, "I will run the company like the previous president did, but fix the minor flaws within the company, such as VGVita first party support.". His speech was well recieved, and many though he would win the spot.

But lastly, ioi slowly walks up to the stage and says something shocking. "I will combine all of these bright men's ideas, except Spurgeonryan's, and more, and improve upon everything!", and the reaction was 100 times greater than the reaction for Twilight Princess at E3 2004, and 17.829 times greater than the sales of the PS2.

 

And so, ioi became the Dictator/President of the company, but little did the masses know, a great war was to happen... The Console War.

 

To be continued.



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You are using "VG" as an abbreviation for "vagina" don't you? This is a fictional story about them guys getting some small-time (Twilight Princess cheers small-time) poontang, isn't it?



Nintendo is selling their IPs to Microsoft and this is true because:

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AbbathTheGrim said:
You are using "VG" as an abbreviation for "vagina" don't you? This is a fictional story about them guys getting some small-time (Twilight Princess cheers small-time) poontang, isn't it?

Nope, but that's the fanfiction.



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Well then... you sure enjoy writing stories :p



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