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You've... lost it man... 18 52.94%
 
Du... Dulfite? You there ... 4 11.76%
 
*Runs away from the man* 3 8.82%
 
*Hides copy of Project X ... 4 11.76%
 
*Cries* 5 14.71%
 
Total:34
StarOcean on 14 May 2015

Pretty good review. Wasn't much of a fan of the game myself. Definitely lacking. But it did introduce me into a few good series XD



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Dulfite on 14 May 2015
noname2200 said:
Dulfite said:
RolStoppable said:
Wait, you finished the game despite it sucking so hard? You must enjoy suffering.

There was a demo available and everyone who played it knew that the game is absolute garbage. Piss poor design all around.


Part of my review method is not allowing myself to score a game unless I beat it. If I only beat games I enjoyed, how could I warn people about the poor quality of games such as this?

I've never lit my balls on fire.

I can still heartily recommend against it.

noname? As in the noname that used to play Astro Empires? Is that you man? If so, we have a lot of catching up to do lol.



Dulfite on 14 May 2015
umegames said:
wow. I actually really enjoyed it, and know others who did.
I certainly can understand why it's not for everyone, but ha worst game ever is a bit much.


I never said it was the worst game ever, nor did I say it wasn't even the worst game I will  play. I said it was "the worst game I've ever played in my life" and I amended that to be "beaten in my life" because I don't allow myself to review a game until I beat it.



Dulfite on 14 May 2015
StarOcean said:
Pretty good review. Wasn't much of a fan of the game myself. Definitely lacking. But it did introduce me into a few good series XD


Thanks! I have to admit, this game actually made me LESS interested in these series because the dialogue/character development was so bad.



JRPGfan on 14 May 2015
Dulfite said:

 Paper Mario Sticker Star – 83  

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3d – 42 

 


How is;

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3d  a score of 42 , but Paper Mario Sticker Star a score of 83 ?



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bigtakilla on 14 May 2015

I liked it. It will never win any awards or anything, but it was a good time consumer.



Darwinianevolution on 14 May 2015

Will you review Project X zone 2 when it comes out?



You know it deserves the GOTY.

Come join The 2018 Obscure Game Monthly Review Thread.

forest-spirit on 14 May 2015
noname2200 said:
forest-spirit said:
I've only played for ~30min and I'm not terribly impressed by it so far. Seems like Monolith dedicated all of their talents to Xenoblade, had the rest support other Nintendo games and then let the janitors develop PxZ.

The sequel might be better but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

As I recall, this is a sequel, so...third time's the charm?


Ah, you're right. Then I'm definitely not holding my breath. >_>



Dulfite on 14 May 2015
JRPGfan said:
Dulfite said:

 Paper Mario Sticker Star – 83  

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3d – 42 

 


How is;

Donkey Kong Country Returns 3d  a score of 42 , but Paper Mario Sticker Star a score of 83 ?


I recommend finding those reviews on the forum for further detail. I'm not going to post anything from those reviews here because this thread is dedicated to X-Zone.