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I thought it dragged a bit at the start, but it was pretty great. I'm a big fan of his gaming videos.



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They tricked me into being turned on, LMAO!



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JRPGfan said:
Shes gotta be a model/actress of some kinde...
Oh well cant win them all.


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jessica stam ricci ricci


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Conan was hilarious in this.

And this is why I won't be getting Witcher. Just, what is the point? I remember them bragging about how they needed 16 hours of motion capturing for just the sex in the game. Just not for me.



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http://gamingbolt.com/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-footage-on-conan-was-not-running-on-xbox-one-no-flying-mounts-and-more

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Footage On Conan Was Not Running On Xbox One

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is nearly upon us and if you’ve been paying attention to Conan O’ Brien, the man himself had a chance to review the game. Interestingly, the Xbox One copy was showcased in the intro of the video, leading many to believe that the gameplay footage was from the X1 version.

Senior Games Designer at CD Projekt RED Damien Monnier clarified on Twitter that the footage was, “PC but an old build (this was recorded a while ago).” No, we don’t get it either but that’s what it was.



I think it's pretty sad that MS was not showing the X1 version playing and tried to make it look better by showing the PC version. They had the X1 logo, X1 controller and X1 box art of W3 shown but playing the PC build, leave it to MS to be misleading again. Haven't they done this enough with FF13,Watch Dogs and there was I think F1 racing game a couple years ago I believe. Still enough is enough.



Blood_Tears said:
http://gamingbolt.com/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-footage-on-conan-was-not-running-on-xbox-one-no-flying-mounts-and-more

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Footage On Conan Was Not Running On Xbox One

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is nearly upon us and if you’ve been paying attention to Conan O’ Brien, the man himself had a chance to review the game. Interestingly, the Xbox One copy was showcased in the intro of the video, leading many to believe that the gameplay footage was from the X1 version.

Senior Games Designer at CD Projekt RED Damien Monnier clarified on Twitter that the footage was, “PC but an old build (this was recorded a while ago).” No, we don’t get it either but that’s what it was.



I think it's pretty sad that MS was not showing the X1 version playing and tried to make it look better by showing the PC version. They had the X1 logo, X1 controller and X1 box art of W3 shown but playing the PC build, leave it to MS to be misleading again. Haven't they done this enough with FF13,Watch Dogs and there was I think F1 racing game a couple years ago I believe. Still enough is enough.

I think better examples would be Ryse and, especially, Forza 5. 



Always a good laugh watching Conan playing vidya games.

About the Xbox part though, I feel it's the same scheme with Sony as far as what we're seeing with logos and inputs tacked on, especially since it's meant to be apparent that the PS4 and PC are not meant to look exactly the same like at all.

I also wish CDPR would stop pansying around and just show the game completely maxed out, before launch there needs to be a night/day difference like when R* showed from current gen to PC and the gap there was.



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...am I the only one hoping they'll have legit eating and drinking animations for the various foods and beverages there? >.> I wonder if there's some sort of Survival option to it, ala New Vegas, where food and drink becomes a concern. Either way, always oddly pleased when I see a game takes the time to fill its world with all sorts of om nom nom tasties. =D ...kinda weird that way.



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LOL, finally took the time to watch it, hilarious indeed!



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