The title is real lol, I shit you not:

Take a look at this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

So that's where Soriku went...

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! IT'S A DEMON! RUUUUNNN FOR YOUR LIIIIVVVES! lol

Big deal, we have tonns of those little guys in germany:

^AAAHHH!! ANOTHER ONE!!!

Wow, that is scary. To think that someone would take such a low-res picture as evidence of anything!

It's The Sun, ask any British person what they think about this newspaper 

They're afraid of a gnome that wouldn't be able to even bite their balls off if he wanted, he's that small.....Seriously, go after it, give him a boot to the head and end of story.

I was expecting Diego Maradona in a cocaine fuelled frenzy.
@NJ5: At least it's not the Sport.

here is the video...

That looks like a grainy picture of a child (with one of those winter hats with a bobbin on) running/stumbling away from the camera.