As you probably know the Sega Saturn is one of the greatest consoles in the univserse, however, while people know it was the best system, they don't know why, so I decided to drink some wine and tell you all about it.
Because you guys love my threads.
Don't you?
NUMBER #1 THE SATURN WAS THE FIRST SYSTEM OF ITS GENERATION TO BE RELEASED ON ALL MAJOR TERRITORIES
| Name | Sega Saturn | PlayStation | Nintendo 64 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Manufacturer | Sega | Sony Computer Entertainment | Nintendo |
| Console |
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| Launch price (USD) | US$399.99 (equivalent to $619.00 in 2015)[6] | US$299.99 (equivalent to $464.00 in 2015) | US$199.99 (equivalent to $301.00 in 2015) |
| Release date |
The Saturn was ahead of its time, so revolutionary that noone had figured out how to make games for it when it came out, not even SEGA knew how to tame that beast, but who cares about games on a game console amirite? Its all about Sales.
NUMBER #2 THE SATURN IS THE BEST SELLING GAME CONSOLE IN THE UNIVERSE
As you know wikipedia is an irefutable source for truth, and there is says quite crearly, 950m million sold, that's more than all the PlayStations combined, eat your heart out Sony, Sega wins!
A shame the Dreamcast couldn't surpassed the 1 billion mark so Sega left the hardware bussiness :(
NUMBE #3 ITS THE BEST LOOKING CONSOLE EVER
Look at this magnificent bastard
Now look at this lame ass looking console
Which one would you sleep with? Obvously the Sega Saturn, I'm answering that question as there's no need for you to do it.
Because there's only one solution.
And it only gets better.
On the streets the white Saturn is known as the most beautifu console ever.
NUMBER #WHATEVER SATURN IS CHEAP AS HELL
Check this out
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SEGA-SATURN-SYSTEM-JAPAN-/371308559398
The most beautiful console in the universe is like 85$, now tell me, would you rather buy that or a PS4? I think the answer is obvious, but you want to do the right thing, so you're gonna buy 4 Sega Saturn and a handful of games for the same price as a PS4, THEN run around the street with all your Saturn to make everyone jelly. That's what I'm gonna do, already ordered 3, I'm building a Saturn fort btw.
NUMBER #NUMBER SATURN HAS A LIBRARY OF ACTUALLY EXCLUSIVE GAMES
There are consoles like the SNES that are cool and all, but most of their games can be played somewhere else, so there's no point on getting it anymore, that's not the case with the Saturn as most games are only available on that console, here's a comprehensive list of what your missing
| Game | Saturn | Nintendo 64 | Xbox One |
| Panzer Dragoon Saga | X | ||
| DODONPACHI | X | ||
| Panzer Dragon II Zwei | X | ||
| Saturn Bomberman | X | ||
| Marriage | X |
# YOU CAN GET MARRIED ON THE SATURN
That boxart says it all, can you marry on any other console?
Didn't think so.
$ COLLECTING SATURN IS A GREAT WAY TO LEAR JAPANESE
One of the very few problems about the Saturn is that people outside Japan couldn't graps its greatness, so plenty of games never came out outside Japan, so if you're gonna get those games (which you are as this thead propt you to become a Saturn collector) you're gonna have to learn japanese, which is a good thing as you know most women in Japan only speak japanese, and if you don't speak japanese you can0t speak with them, so japanese women is another bonus for the saturn.
NUMER #7 SATURN HAD THE BEST AD CAMPAING EVER
SERIOUSLY
YOU MUST PLAY SEGA SATURN
## SATURN HAD A LOT OF HENTAI GAMES
Cant post more for obvious reasons.
#fFINAL I HAVE A SEGA SATURN YOU DONT
wINES GETTING TO ME, honna go to bed, sweet dreams chartz
