Peeing while standing up is the pride of having a penis. It solidifies the male gender as its own.

By the way, there have been way too many threads that make me think that certain members are kind of gay.

Not this one specifically, but others...

^ Full of win

Uhmm... Montana there are a lot of gay members posting on this site, but what does have to do with peeing uprigth or sitting down? I mean that is just like saying that in the Do you have an earing in the left ear or right ear thread? Or the "Do you wear designer clothing thread?".

Lol some of the replies are funny.

Well, most of the times i sit down even to only pee. It's just more relaxing.

This is a great question.

always stand as long as I am not taking a crap.  in the morning when tired I rest my head on the towel rack let it dangle and go

Standing while you urinate has nothing to do with manliness or sexuality or anything else. It's just a matter of not being clean. You have filthy dicks if you stand and piss and don't clean your penis properly. You disgust me.

Besides, it's fun to sit down and let the old johnson float around in the bowl every now and then.

I only stand to piss when I'm outside. You should really try the sink and then clean it right. Or sit down, and use wet toilet paper first, then dry toilet paper, for both your wang and your ass.

G-d damn I want to import a Japanese toilet. I can't go back to just using dry toilet paper ever again.

Try some baby wipes :P

Touché sir.

You don't disgust me.