The Ghost of RubangB on 10 March 2008
Standing while you urinate has nothing to do with manliness or sexuality or anything else. It's just a matter of not being clean. You have filthy dicks if you stand and piss and don't clean your penis properly. You disgust me.
Besides, it's fun to sit down and let the old johnson float around in the bowl every now and then.
I only stand to piss when I'm outside. You should really try the sink and then clean it right. Or sit down, and use wet toilet paper first, then dry toilet paper, for both your wang and your ass.
G-d damn I want to import a Japanese toilet. I can't go back to just using dry toilet paper ever again.
