Really? Hand off your face.

Yeah, people in the work will go whisper like "omg... we have a caveman here..."

Where the hell do you guys work, the army?

Club of guys that can only grow a really light beard, I'll join you. :/

MIlitary = no beard for me

*still gets bitches tho*

It is actually mandatory, I am a kind of ballif (oficial de justiça here in Brazil), I deliver citations, letters from the judge and execute judge´s orders like getting childs from one parent to deliver to another and retrieving vehicles or houses when people do not pay their payments.

I am told there is no such a job in America, but it is a civil (public) service in here: there is a test all people can take and the highest scores get the job for life.

Some girls like it, however I did had a girl that hated cause it irritated her skin. It was many years ago.

Actually, i'm an engineer of electrical working at main station in my office. :P

I bet, a real man will never be without a woman. Nothing makes a man like being in the military, wish I could do it.

Well you can grow a bad ass mustache then, that's allowed in the military (atleast in Canada).