Xbox One, and its previous 'placeholder' name the media used pre-reveal, the Xbox 720, were deeefinitely unfortunate names, considering the insane number of puns that were spawned upon those numbers alone. Xbox One-Eighty in the wake of the DRM reversal, Xbox 720 after the fourth policy reversal, Xbox One-To-Three most recently after Sony's quarterly report, Xbox 720p, Xbox Done, Xboned... I mean, yeah, every console gets shackled with insulting nicknames, but it's almost like the name they picked was ENGINEERED to generate the damned things. xP
Zanten, Doer Of The Things
Unless He Forgets In Which Case Zanten, Forgetter Of The Things
Or He Procrascinates, In Which Case Zanten, Doer Of The Things Later
Or It Involves Moving Furniture, in Which Case Zanten, F*** You.