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I say "Stand back!" -buy then, it's usually too late. Somebody loses an eye. :(



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For taking a crap I normally say, "I gotta take the Browns to the super Bowl. I hear there will be a tough defence but I intend to run right through the middle."



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Pee = I gotta go take a Onesie

Poo = I gotta go take a Twosie



 

 

 

What ... on me? It depends on who it is ...



I feel mature.
"Will you excuse me for a moment?"



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hi, i'm going to make you some fresh beer



ummm... that I have to go to the bathroom and I'll be right back?



Could I trouble you for some maple syrup to go with the plate of roffles you just served up?

Tag, courtesy of fkusumot: "Why do most of the PS3 fanboys have avatars that looks totally pissed?"
"Ok, girl's trapped in the elevator, and the power's off.  I swear, if a zombie comes around the next corner..."

Drain the main vein
Sping a leak
Take a yes



GhaudePhaede010 said:
Let me piss on your head.

 Made me lol.

 

I almost always say "I gotta take a leak" or "I gotta piss". Charming, huh? 



"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."

我想去厕所

Which literally translates as, I want to go to the toilet.

Boring i know, but Chinese is pretty straightforward like that.