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Whom will you fight for?

Europasta 44 69.84%
 
United Salads of Saladland 5 7.94%
 
Dictatorship of Salted Potatasia 1 1.59%
 
Aristocratic Republic - Candy Land 2 3.17%
 
Kingdom of East and West Shrooms 0 0%
 
Democrazy of French fries 2 3.17%
 
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Jizz_Beard_thePirate on 25 June 2014
Squeezol said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
Anfebious said:

I'm going to win this war dammit.

Why Anfebious! Why do you torment me so? We were lovers once were we not? How could you join the Forces of Slavarx is this vast and deadly war? I shall give you one last chance to join our forces before I unleash my ultimate weapon and vanquish all of the Salad forces!

WHAT?! ANFEEY AND I WERE LOVERS! How dare you Jizz, HOW DARE YOU?!

Oh SHIT, the secret's out! Quick Slarvax! Kill Squeezol before he comes back kills me!



                  

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Squeezol on 25 June 2014
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
Squeezol said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
Anfebious said:

I'm going to win this war dammit.

Why Anfebious! Why do you torment me so? We were lovers once were we not? How could you join the Forces of Slavarx is this vast and deadly war? I shall give you one last chance to join our forces before I unleash my ultimate weapon and vanquish all of the Salad forces!

WHAT?! ANFEEY AND I WERE LOVERS! How dare you Jizz, HOW DARE YOU?!

Oh SHIT, the secret's out! Quick Slarvax! Kill Squeezol before he comes back kills me!

Lucky for me I'm somewhere out in the wild because of my heli crash.. Jizz, do you want to die? Do you? Tell me: Is your life really worth anything? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, HUH?! *Goes insane*



Zisbest on 25 June 2014

This, my friends, is the total domination I've been aching for! The USoS may have more fighting soldiers, but the technological effort is on our side...

INTRODUCING, probably the most deadly weapon ever manufactured by Europasta. Now president Slarvax, you're wondering 'hmpf... what is this 'weapon' anyway?' Let me show you...

75 Meganoodle Pastaic Bomb!

We also collected test data on its impact... If this baby were to hit USoS it would look similar to this:

Our ultimatum is: End this war now, send your remaining troops back to the USoS, acknowledge your Loss and declare your country to be permanent neutral! Otherwise... you know what'll happen. You've got 10 minutes.



                                                                    Lyrics: He He He He Ha Ha Ha!                                                                  

  

Anfebious on 25 June 2014

Come on Jizz, show me your "Ultimate weapon" I have a lot of secret weapons to counter you. You have no chances. Accept it!



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Squeezol on 25 June 2014
Anfebious said:
Come on Jizz, show me your "Ultimate weapon" I have a lot of secret weapons to counter you. You have no chances. Accept it!

Your secret weapon is love.. You broke my heart man! ;(



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Zisbest on 25 June 2014

Commander Jizz, it is time... unleash your final blow as well!



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Slarvax on 25 June 2014
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Why Anfebious! Why do you torment me so? We were lovers once were we not? How could you join the Forces of Slavarx is this vast and deadly war? I shall give you one last chance to join our forces before I unleash my ultimate weapon and vanquish all of the Salad forces!

Oh please! We were best friends, and as soon as Zisbest asked you, you didn't think about ME! WHAT ABOUT ME JIZZ T-T



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Squeezol on 25 June 2014

These weapons can potentially destroy the entire world! What're you guys even doing!?



Proxy-Pie on 25 June 2014

You may think you have an advantage, but you're wrong!

Little Pan™ drop off!!!



Squeezol on 25 June 2014

I stranded here..

Where do I go?

When I'm feeling so lost and I don't want to be found.
When I'm looking and listening for that peace in my heart.
But I know I'll never hear that sound.

Amen.