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bigtakilla on 15 June 2014
said:
bigtakilla said:

Also, badly translate the Japanese text...


Oh!  I hadn't even thought of that.  We could make it like Zero Wing - write it in another language and then translate it (badly) into English.  Brilliant!

 

"What happen?"

"Somebody set up us the bomb!"

"We get signal."

"What!"

"Main screen turn on."

"It's you!"

"How are you gentlemen!"

"All your base are belong to us."

"You are on the way to destruction."

"What you say!"

"You have no chance to survive make your time."

I love it!


They should also remember to take the Voice Acting Master Class from the greatest VA game in the World, Arc Rise Fantasia!

http://youtu.be/zygDzAkothQ



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Mr_No on 15 June 2014
bigtakilla said:
Wright said:
bigtakilla said:
Out of sync dialogue.


On top of that, voice part of the characters, but don't voice some others, even if they move their lips xD


LMFAO, that would be terrible. Also, badly translate the Japanese text, and have the voice actors say different things than what is written in the dialogue box. 

Something like the "You're winner" typo from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing



on 15 June 2014
bigtakilla said:

They should also remember to take the Voice Acting Master Class from the greatest VA game in the World, Arc Rise Fantasia!

http://youtu.be/zygDzAkothQ


Heh!  This is a good one too...

My favourite is the Mega Man one starting at 5:08.  It's not just a bad performance; if you listen carefully, he actually stuffs up his line and has to quickly recover.  You'd think they'd have him do it again but apparently not.



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WhiteEaglePL on 15 June 2014

The game is a horror movie.

240p 20fps movie in background and press a to sh*t and press b to eat popcorn.

Game wont stop playing until it's finished.



MoHasanie on 15 June 2014

The size of the game is 300GB.



    

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20happyballs on 15 June 2014

Hour long cut-scenes that cannot be skipped and are just text excerpts from the twilight books in plain text over a rainbow background in the shape of a penis. Additionally, the cut-scenes will restart if Kinect sees your eyes turned away from the screen.





Wright on 15 June 2014
20happyballs said:
Hour long cut-scenes that cannot be skipped and are just text excerpts from the twilight books in plain text over a rainbow background in the shape of a penis. Additionally, the cut-scenes will restart if Kinect sees your eyes turned away from the screen.


Better yet: throw a rubbish, unexpected QTE at the end of one of those cutscenes whose failure means you have to re-watch the whole thing again xD



Twilord on 15 June 2014

Co-Op required to complete it - with no local co-op and no online voice-chat. You can only team up with people you're friends with, but it doesn't tell you who that friend is. - No versus mode.



Nintentacle on 15 June 2014
bigtakilla said:
Wright said:
bigtakilla said:
Out of sync dialogue.


On top of that, voice part of the characters, but don't voice some others, even if they move their lips xD


LMFAO, that would be terrible. Also, badly translate the Japanese text, and have the voice actors say different things than what is written in the dialogue box. 

"Look, we need to dead all the peoples!" Is what the text says.

"DOOOD we gonna kill all dese mudaf**kers!" Is what the guy that sounds like Jimmy Neutron says.



melbye on 15 June 2014

Everything is a QTE


edit: Cross-gen, 3rd and 8th gen