April Fools!!

It will probably outsell GameCube eventually, but it would still be about an 80% drop from the Wii.

9/10
A good one that doesn't even deviate from your usual demeanor. However, I consider it bad form to not have any obvious tip of the hat, even if "Advance Wars as a killer app" is funny. In fact, since it is funny, it somehow works to make your joke more convincing, and that defeats the purpose!

i wandered if NSMB comes to camecube instead of DS, what would happen.
I think it could be a system seller, and make GC pass xbox in total sales, and it would sell kind of 7 to 10 million.

April fools ...

I think it will.

Why the Wii U won't sell better than Gamecube eventually: after mario kart there's a big drought on Wii U's catalogue and i think most of the people that wants mario kart, smash and that kind of games is the people that owns a Wii U already