@kirby007
video would have been better

The kind with a big penis? Yes, I am of that kind, my good sir!

I had a good one last night and I still remember most of it:

so I was a member of a group of monster hunters (I think), Zack Zuckerberg somehow just made 50 billion dollars and he brought all of them to his office, so we went to investigate (I don't know why), there were lots of people and the way to his office were blocked by giant lego thingies. we went to the elevator, three men followed us, as soon as the door was shut one of them grabbed me by the face and tried to snap my neck, but my friends knocked them out, we brought them to a giant underground cave like place so we would torture them for information, but there were lots of cops searching for something; as my friends carried our captives away from them, I was approached by a cute burnett cop, I told her that I was a sewer worker and we started to chat, I was being all charming and funny and made her laugh, then a huge monster appeared behind her, it looked like Hades from the Hercules cartoon, but with a horned helmet and was dual wielding two big swords and it charged right at me, at that point it turned into a classic being chased dream and I woke up soon after.