Okay then commander I will do whatever I can to hold off the enemy.

Come one guys we all know who wins in the end. Salads are way more nutritive and even tastier than your damn Mac & Cheese.

Those Mac & Cheese look like fecal matter washed up with piss. There is nothing tasty on those. Besides, those make you fat and girls don't want fat guys.

Hold you position general! Noodlecopters are already icoming to rescue you.

I can see them now!

That's a direct hit, keep on them hard. We are flanking their positions right now.  mac arthur has called in extra troops, the time to hit is now.

I'm back, and I can see there's been a good job. This was the latest fight, and guess who won!

We need broc drones requested to hill 187. Noddle cakes are on the move. If we don't stop their position they could break the gravy line.

The broc drones are too far! But the mutant tomatoes can get there really soon!

How are the sword carrots?

Some of our salad platoon has been captured, however we are sending a gravy boat full of mutants as we speak. I can only hope the Salad platoon is not getting harsh treatment.

Don't worry, they've been trained to survive the worst of the tortures!