For my 9th... errrr... 521st birthday, I have decided to tell you guys about my tentacle-tastic life. You can sit back, get some squidcorn, and enjoy this audio biography.
During the year of 1492, I, Nintentacle StarWarsFanFic Obama, was born. I was born and rasied in the great Pacific Ocean. My mom was a lone tentacle, and my dad was a human that could breathe underwater. I was mostly like my dad, obviously. On April 27th, 1506, my dad came up with a plan to assassinate Christopher Columbus. His plan was to stab him... that's it. On May 20th that same year, he was going to kill him. The only thing was, he was already dead. Since he couldn't kill him, he killed himself and the rest of the family except me.
Right before he killed himself, he told me to move on the land, and to remember one thing: Teach the selfish, greedy humans "The Way of the Tentacle". So, I packed my stuff, moved to the land, and rememberd my dads final words.
To be continued...
