We should start a petition, if you think this thread should be locked say I. Vote many times and only in this thread!!!!!!!!!!! 

I have far to much work to do, I haven't got time to post on pointless threads like this. Time is money and I shall not waste it by meaninglessly voicing such mind numbingly ironic comments

I second that!

Everyone ok with me making a LONG post to help this thread out?!...

Everything i'm gonna say isn't serious so don't pay attention to it!

Nintendo:

-JIPPIEJAJAJIPPIEJIPPIEJEJ!.

-How about talkin bullcrap: Super mario Galaxy will sell 200 mil in 1st week... With 15 mil Wii owners... Yeah thats right... Everyone is gonna buy 18 pieces of the game!... First game to sell over 100 mil in one DAY!

You want prove: Nintendo is gonna release super mario Galaxy in a collectible set, which comes in 18 pieces... You can put it together and then you have to ULTRA SUPER MARIO GALAXY!... Which contains: IMAGES OF THE SUCCESOR OF THE WII! YEAH thats right! And every piece will be  retailing for 5 US$.

Microsoft:

Did you know Microsoft is gonna release a premium Halo 3 Xbox 360... It's gonna be called the Elite xbox 360 DELUXE with built in tv to please EVERYONE!

It's gonna retail for 200.000 US$... Why?! Cause the tv supports SUPPER WIDESCREEN MODE (160-90... Or something... :-p) And it will be as big as a freakin House...!!!

It will come exclusively with a Halo suite! AND A BUBBLE SHIELD! AND:    

Halo 3... exclusive Bathsoap! Thats right, exclusive Bathsoap...   And that my dear friends, is what convinced me to buy this version... Do i care it costs 200.000 US$?! NO: Why?! Cause it has freakin HALO 3 BATHSOAP!

Sony:

Sony: PS3 is selling better than every system on the market... It has sold 100... Million?! No 100....

1X: 100 what?! I hear the spoksperson saying...

Sony: 100 you dumbass....!!!

X: 100 what?!

Sony: I can't say specific!

X: *Grabs a gun*... 100 What you freakin asshole!

Sony:... Oké, Oké... 100 units... *starts Crying*...

X: Ah... thats... eeruhm... Good! *???!*

Sony: But Nintendo and Microsoft only sold 80 combined...

X: only 80 units...

Sony: Yeah...! *Muhahahaha... He thinks im for real*...

X: *Grabs gun... Again -sigh-* 80 what u dumbass!!!

Sony: Oké, Oké... You win... They sold 80 Million combined...

X: Thats just WAY TO FUNNY!!! *laughin so fokin hard he wees in his pants*

Sony: But we have a plan... We're gonna kidnap Myamoto and force him to make Halo... (He said he could do that if he wanted...) And then we're gonna bomb Microsoft's facilities and launch the PS4... For 600 dollars x 4... That's 2400 US$...

A few days later:

X: Sony has bombed Nintendo of America...

Nintendo: WTHELL!...

X: Yeah... And they kidnapped Myamoto...

Nintendo: Good...   Eerhm... You for real?!

X: Yeah... And Myamoto is making Halo after they also bombed Microsoft's facilities...

Nintendo: No way...?!

X: ITS THE TRUTH...

Nintendo: KILLS HIMSELF AND MARIO GOES TO SONIC!

SEGA: MUHAHAHAHA, No-ones left... Lets make a console... With Mario on the Dreamcast 2...

Nintendo: Hmmm... Looking at our market value economics wise... Thats gonna cost you a stagering 10 $...

SEGA: Forget about it... Thats just WAY TO MUCH!...

Nintendo: MUAHAHAHAHA... we're rich...!!!

Sony: BOMB SEGA!...

SEGA: MUHAHAHAHA... We're gonna buy Halo from myamoto for 20 $...

Ken Katuragi: A great plan indeed. Sega has... What to do now Sony?!

Sony: We are gonna build a toys console... Just like Nintendo always did... For boys that are below the age of 10... And like KIDDY GAMES...

Ken K: That's a great idea...

Nintendo: We have the patent on children below 10 consoles...

Sony: I'll give you 5 $ for that...

Nintendo: Deal!

Microsoft: Everyone died at the bombing of the M facilities...

The rest is history...

I competely agree with you in everything that you said in your post Starcraftmaniac

I like Pokemon.

god damn pokemon I can't work out what to do next stupid kids game... =p

*cough*

hmmm not quiet moving as fast as id like. Therefor if i get to 200 posts I'll give a link to a real picture of brittany spears in bed with j lo. There that should have some effect

Hey Ben, I'm a big Trigun fan. I have the whole series, as well as Cowboy Bepop and Grappler Baki.