look in the cookiejar

gets popped by a needle, pink crap all over the walls.

give him a sandwich

this thread has been derailed from it's original intent (get everybody reading to post). now it's just the same people posting all the time =( it started so well

ah page 3, or as the french say" le 3 " , I didn´t really get the purpose of this thread,..... so it will be the longest thread ever, wohh hooo,  we´re sure gonna show those one or two page threads whats what.

But here comes the rescue, I´ll insulte everybody here and the flames will get it to page 20, so you could say I´m taking a bullet for this thread.

1. Nintendos next console will be targeted at the unborn, so fetuses age 1-9 month of age can play, it will be attached to the mothers belly and the fetus plays by kicking it. 

2. The Playstation 4 will be so big and so expensive it will take one nuclear powerplant to run it and only the three richest kings of europe can afford one.

3. Microsoft will release the X-Box Monopoly360, a console with integrated EMP blasters, every time you start it every non Microsoft electronic device in a two mile radius gets fried.     

ah page 3, or as the french say" le 3 " , I didn´t really get the purpose of this thread,..... so it will be the longest thread ever, wohh hooo, we´re sure gonna show those one or two page threads whats what.

But here comes the rescue, I´ll insulte everybody here and the flames will get it to page 20, so you could say I´m taking a bullet for this thread.

1. Nintendos next console will be targeted at the unborn, so fetuses age 1-9 month of age can play, it will be attached to the mothers belly and the fetus plays by kicking it.

2. The Playstation 4 will be so big and so expensive it will take one nuclear powerplant to run it and only the three richest kings of europe can afford one.

3. Microsoft will release the X-Box Monopoly360, a console with integrated EMP blasters, every time you start it every non Microsoft electronic device in a two mile radius gets fried.

Edit: sorry bout the dubble post, then again if you wanna dobble post this is the place to do so, plus I´ll get dubble the hate so this thread should reach page 40 soon  

seeing as in going out with. yes only 2 weeks but still. we've been out a few times and slept together. I rang her mobile and a guy picked up! confronted her about it and she confessed. she must be back with him cuz i havent heard from her since

Do you want some good advice?

Two weeks and you got the draws already? I think you've done all you need to do.

I want good advice!