This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...
Long ago, there existed a gaming website where a perfect fanboy lay hidden. It was a prosperous website blessed with fanboys of Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft. But one day a PC elitist of great evil found the perfect fanboy and took him for himself.
With his perfection in his hands, the PC elitist destroyed the perfect fanboy and took his power, and spread darkness across the website. When all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand, a young Microsoft fanboy with a green profile picture appeared as if from nowhere.
Wielding the damage control of evil's bane, he got the dark one permanently banned, and gave the website light. This fanboy, who travelled through corporate slaves of all kind, was known as the Hero of Fanboy. The fanboy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend.
But then, a day came when a great troll joined the website. The great evil that all thought had been forever banned once again crept forth from the depths of the website, eager to resume his dark designs. The members believed that the Hero of Fanboy would again come to save them... but the hero did not appear, as he was inactive.
Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the gods. In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left and joined another gaming website, never looking back.
What became of that website...? None remain to know.
The memory of the website vanished, but its legend survived on the trolls breath. On a certain gaming website, it became customary for users to have all green profile pictures after being on the site for one year. Pictures like the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic Microsoft fanboys and cast down evil.
The long time users wished only for the newer users to know courage like the hero of legend...
I just had to do that... Wind Waker's opening was awesome.
