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Alby_da_Wolf on 30 December 2013
think-man said:
Does it taste good on chips?

ZOMFG, man, you're pervier than Spurge!!!   



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vivster on 30 December 2013
jlmurph2 said:
OmegaRed421 said:
vivster said:
For all those that are saying the new consoles are not next gen... This is certainly something new and innovative.

Though it would be much more fun if it came from the kinect. You know, after seeing all these naked men on their couches^^


I'm just happy the Kinect can differentiate me from the couch without leaning forward and emulating teretz to get the hand to appear.

I want some of that NSA footage


What possible reason is there for the kinect gestures? You can do everything with voice.

Why use your voice when you can fling your penis? The Kinect will thank you!



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jlmurph2 on 30 December 2013
vivster said:
jlmurph2 said:
OmegaRed421 said:
vivster said:
For all those that are saying the new consoles are not next gen... This is certainly something new and innovative.

Though it would be much more fun if it came from the kinect. You know, after seeing all these naked men on their couches^^


I'm just happy the Kinect can differentiate me from the couch without leaning forward and emulating teretz to get the hand to appear.

I want some of that NSA footage


What possible reason is there for the kinect gestures? You can do everything with voice.

Why use your voice when you can fling your penis? The Kinect will thank you!

Oh I get it, this whole thread is just troll bait. I'll leave.



vivster on 30 December 2013
jlmurph2 said:
vivster said:
jlmurph2 said:
OmegaRed421 said:
vivster said:
For all those that are saying the new consoles are not next gen... This is certainly something new and innovative.

Though it would be much more fun if it came from the kinect. You know, after seeing all these naked men on their couches^^


I'm just happy the Kinect can differentiate me from the couch without leaning forward and emulating teretz to get the hand to appear.

I want some of that NSA footage


What possible reason is there for the kinect gestures? You can do everything with voice.

Why use your voice when you can fling your penis? The Kinect will thank you!

Oh I get it, this whole thread is just troll bait. I'll leave.

You didn't get this from the thread title already?



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OmegaRed421 on 30 December 2013
jlmurph2 said:
OmegaRed421 said:
vivster said:
For all those that are saying the new consoles are not next gen... This is certainly something new and innovative.

Though it would be much more fun if it came from the kinect. You know, after seeing all these naked men on their couches^^


I'm just happy the Kinect can differentiate me from the couch without leaning forward and emulating teretz to get the hand to appear.

I want some of that NSA footage


What possible reason is there for the kinect gestures? You can do everything with voice.

There fun to play with...I like grabbing the sreen to move the page over when scrolling through the main UI. Bet there great for a mute person, then use their phone for the rest.



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Porcupine_I on 30 December 2013

I suppose they were so terribly worried about another RROD fiasko, that they pumped that shit into every nook and cranny they could find inside the console



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

ktay95 on 30 December 2013
DD_Bwest said:
pfft the best thing to come out of that thread is the story from the guy who lent someone in high school his dreamcast. I love gaf sometimes

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95194525&postcount=372

...

IT CANT BE UNREAD =(



Bliss on 30 December 2013

I would not worry that much, if some hot liquid is coming out, you can safely cook a couple of fried eggs, which is not possible with PS4 ! Good move MS !



Fusioncode on 30 December 2013

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Sigs are dumb. And so are you!

Zekkyou on 30 December 2013
thismeintiel said:
Zekkyou said:
kowenicki said:
this is over a week old. the vid was already posted.

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=174839&page=1

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I hope no one reports you for that, cause its funny as shit. 

@ OP

Hopefully, this only affects a few consoles and doesn't become a widespread issue in a few months.

I was sadly, but it was worth it just this once :P 

Anyway, like you hope i doubt this is a remotely common problem. In all likenesses we are only hearing about the current cases because of how odd an issue it is.