Ok, in the opening paragraph I was supposed to write some deep bullshit, for at least a couple of phrases long, but you'll have to do with just one that doesn't say much. Now the list of things to do:

1 - Make a new sku called Wii U Elite. Console and gamepad are now made out of brushed and polished metal

2 - Rise the price to 853€ (good looking numbers are for losers). Games cost 137€. No DLC, no microtransactions. It's all there day 1.

3 - Limit production to 1M a year. Kill all other skus.

4 - No 3rd party publishing on the console. Only Nintendo, the maker of the top 15 most sold videogames in history is the sole one who publishes games on their system accompanied with the Nintendo Seal of Quality.

5 - Market the Wii U to millionaires and their rich and spoiled kids.

6 - Not available at retail. Must be ordered through Nintendo.amazing.com

The Wii U becomes the first aute-coture console, sought after by the masses, only owned by the Elite. No peasant haters allowed. An exclusive niche item to rub in your friend's faces.

Surely if it's only for millionaires, you can make it 2000-3000 for the system? :p Hell, why not have a real gold case and make it 100,000?

I'm against gold and diamonds.

Children get enslaved in order to somebody in the other side of the world be gloating about how splendorous they are because, rich people told that that specific piece of metal or mineral is worth a lot just because.

It's is marketed for milionaires, but the average joe's can come in also. There should be a waiting list of a least 7 months x)

Millionaires won't want it if mere peasants such as ourselves can afford it though. XD

I approve of 4.

Since the X1 Gold Rich Fags edition costs like $10,000... The wiiU will be cheap by comparison and will be a huge success

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57615774-1/gold-plated-xbox-one-because-you-deserve-a-$10k-console/

1.  Actually, call it "WiiU Elitist".

2.  Yes.  More profit for Nintendo.

3.  Might as well.  They're having trouble selling more than that amount a year now anyway.

4.  Already well underway.

5.  Sure.  Maybe Jason Rubin will finally buy one.

6.  Just change the link to:  Nintendo.richandentitledbastards.com and you have a winner.