| FrancisNobleman said:
1 - Make a new sku called Wii U Elite. Console and gamepad are now made out of brushed and polished metal 2 - Rise the price to 853€ (good looking numbers are for losers). Games cost 137€. No DLC, no microtransactions. It's all there day 1. 3 - Limit production to 1M a year. Kill all other skus. 4 - No 3rd party publishing on the console. Only Nintendo, the maker of the top 15 most sold videogames in history is the sole one who publishes games on their system accompanied with the Nintendo Seal of Quality. 5 - Market the Wii U to millionaires and their rich and spoiled kids. 6 - Not available at retail. Must be ordered through Nintendo.amazing.com
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1. Actually, call it "WiiU Elitist".
2. Yes. More profit for Nintendo.
3. Might as well. They're having trouble selling more than that amount a year now anyway.
4. Already well underway.
5. Sure. Maybe Jason Rubin will finally buy one.
6. Just change the link to: Nintendo.richandentitledbastards.com and you have a winner.
