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MrMarc on 14 February 2008
sienster said:
madskillz said:
True story ... a brother I know walked into a bar in a place called Cut Knife in Canada ... it was a blizzard. He was there with a friend and the bartender said 'We don't serve your kind' and the brother shot back 'And I don't eat those mofos either!'

 

I don't get it...

 

 

 

Me either! Tell us honkeys the dealio!



 

 
 
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evo03 on 14 February 2008

An old one:
How do you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it!



Mistershine on 14 February 2008
MrMarc said:
sienster said:
madskillz said:
True story ... a brother I know walked into a bar in a place called Cut Knife in Canada ... it was a blizzard. He was there with a friend and the bartender said 'We don't serve your kind' and the brother shot back 'And I don't eat those mofos either!'

 

I don't get it...

 

 

 

Me either! Tell us honkeys the dealio!


Dumbasses.

Trans:

'I'm terribly sorry sir, but we don't serve negros in here.'

'Jolly good, They don't inspire my appetite.'



fkusumot on 14 February 2008

I can't prove the non-existence of god, you'll just have to take it on faith.


I Blame Wii Fit!

sienster on 14 February 2008
Mistershine said:
MrMarc said:
sienster said:
madskillz said:
True story ... a brother I know walked into a bar in a place called Cut Knife in Canada ... it was a blizzard. He was there with a friend and the bartender said 'We don't serve your kind' and the brother shot back 'And I don't eat those mofos either!'

 

I don't get it...

 

 

Me either! Tell us honkeys the dealio!


Dumbasses.

Trans:

'I'm terribly sorry sir, but we don't serve negros in here.'

'Jolly good, They don't inspire my appetite.'


Don't be an asshole!  Sometimes jokes don't translate well on paper (computer).  No need for insults.

 Although based on your joke, I can't say I'm surprised.



 

 

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Mistershine on 14 February 2008

@sienster
It wasn't meant as an insult, sorry if it came across that way.



ArtofAngels on 14 February 2008

Q: What do you call a White Chic with a Black Baby?

A: A rape victim.



sienster on 14 February 2008
ArtofAngels said:
Q: What do you call a White Chic with a Black Baby?

A: A rape victim.

or a porn star.



 

 

Thatmax on 14 February 2008

a classicaly bad one but here goes

A man walks into a bar... ouch

hehe



supermariogalaxy on 14 February 2008

3 ppl are on a plane...1's Mexican, 1's American, 1's Italian...The Italian throws a pizza at the Mexican and says "We hve TOO many of these!" the Mexican gets a taco & throws it at the Italian he says "we hve TOO many of these!" then the American picks up the Mexican & throws him at the Italian he says "We hve TOOOOO many of these!!!"

LOL