lol that stick one was funny.

Btw, im suprised fkusumot didnt start a war with that joke ROFL. joke.

WWII as a strategy game is awesome WoW!

I am jewish, my mom loves this joke:

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."

Putin is in the Kremlin trying to figure out how to handle all the democrats (people pushing for democratic reform). He goes to sleep and in a dream Stalin comes to him with a solution.

Stalin says, "Paint the inside of the Kremlin blue and shoot all the democrats"
Putin says, "Why blue?"
s: "Ha! I knew you wouldn't ask me about the democrats."

What follows is a TRULY disgusting joke.

Do NOT read on if easily offended:



What's the difference between a fridge and a six year old girl?










A fridge doesn't squeal when you pack meat into it.

Nice. I got a robot in Megaton who told me the same exact joke. *gotcha* lol

How do two people with parkinsons close a deal?









they shake on it

Don't judge me on these, I didn't make them up and please don't be offended.

1. Whats the difference between an Aboriginal and a piece of $#!+?

The piece of $#!+ gos white after awhile.

2. What do you call an Aboriginal driving a car over a cliff?

A waste, because you can fit 2 in the front and 3 in the back.

3. How do you know when an Aboriginal has been through your yard?

Your thongs are gone and your dogs pregnant.

4. What do you do with Michael Jackson when he dies?

Recycle him


I have more but for now I think those will do.

Hmmm.....

Whats the Difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

Here are some joke images I found.

Nothing special but good for a laugh.