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Don't judge me on these, I didn't make them up and please don't be offended.

1. Whats the difference between an Aboriginal and a piece of $#!+?

The piece of $#!+ gos white after awhile.

2. What do you call an Aboriginal driving a car over a cliff?

A waste, because you can fit 2 in the front and 3 in the back.

3. How do you know when an Aboriginal has been through your yard?

Your thongs are gone and your dogs pregnant.

4. What do you do with Michael Jackson when he dies?

Recycle him


I have more but for now I think those will do.



Pacman taught people to run around in dark rooms munching on pills while listening to repettive techno music and for that I somewhat idolise him.