Putin is in the Kremlin trying to figure out how to handle all the democrats (people pushing for democratic reform). He goes to sleep and in a dream Stalin comes to him with a solution.
Stalin says, "Paint the inside of the Kremlin blue and shoot all the democrats"
Putin says, "Why blue?"
s: "Ha! I knew you wouldn't ask me about the democrats."
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.