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You need to start doing what I do to prevent pregnancies: withdrawal. 70% of the time works every time.



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ROFL. The only thing that's 100% is abstinence.



wowwwww

what a topic.

are the mods sleeping?



"Is my g/f pregnant" Yes she is and I am sorry. I am willing to forgo any parental rights. :) jk - Hey, if she is congrats and if she isn't congrats. A kid is a great thing and I love mine like nothing else. However, being childless has numerous advantages while your young. Best way to tell if she is/isn't is to just go to walgreen's and get a tester. OR a magnifying glass and strong flashlight.



superchunk said:
"Is my g/f pregnant" Yes she is and I am sorry. I am willing to forgo any parental rights. :) jk - Hey, if she is congrats and if she isn't congrats. A kid is a great thing and I love mine like nothing else. However, being childless has numerous advantages while your young. Best way to tell if she is/isn't is to just go to walgreen's and get a tester. OR a magnifying glass and strong flashlight.
You forgot about the rubber gloves that go up to your elbows. :P

 



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Kwaad,the ladies man..

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*zing*



I am WEEzY. You can suck my Nintendo loving BALLS!

 

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UPDATE:

 

One and a half weeks after her last period she's now got it again...??

WTF

Im guessing maybe one of them are Miscarriage...?

She has liver Cancer and is prone to miscarriages due to Mecaptopurine (oral kemo) medication.

Either way she's going to doctors tomorrow.



First question you should always ask if you are wondering if a woman is pregnant: Has she had unprotected sex in the last several weeks?



By unprotected you mean, without a contraceptive device, and even then, it doesn't really matter that much. My wife for two of her pregnancies was on the pill, and my power seed still managed to overpower it's non baby making might. And quite possibly, 2 periods in less than a month, one was probably a miscarriage, LIKE I PREDICTED!



larry said:

wowwwww

what a topic.

are the mods sleeping?


 No.



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