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bananaking21 said:
pre-ordering right now!!


You are having problems finding your penis again Mr Bananking?



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Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

 

Just put a sausage in your pants.



walsufnir said:
Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

 

Just put a sausage in your pants.


That sounds like an economic option. But it would be awesome to get my penis bigger while playing Call of Duty .



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Porcupine_I said:
Microsoft still looking for that secret sauce?


They are gonna get it when everyone starts fappin over titanfal or Halo



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Great, now I gotta chub up when playing Kinect.



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Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

Xbox1 is supposed do great miracles but not
Miracles of such a small size .



nice try by this guy in the video. The reason he has so many stops and records again is that even he can't keep a straight face while doing the video. Maybe he should not post anything on the internet, someone might be watching and come get him...



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SxyxS said:
Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

Xbox1 is supposed do great miracles but not
Miracles of such are small size .

Awww shucks. I guess I'll have to go with those weird magazines ad about penis enlargment then.



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Hope it enjoys it.



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Anfebious said:
SxyxS said:
Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

Xbox1 is supposed do great miracles but not
Miracles of such are small size .

Awww shucks. I guess I'll have to go with those weird magazines ad about penis enlargment then.

After doing some intensive research i found out that both next gen console can increase you size as you can watch porn with them.

The increase would have just a short term effect,but in the long run it is far better than to run around for weeks with a sausage in your pants.(if the nsa detects a sausage in your pants they might do what is done in every mass surveillance country= sent you to an education camp to heal you from your perversity)