Honestly, I would look at the guy strangely, letting him know how awkward such questions are.... As strangely and exaggerated as I could possibly look... Then I would tell the guy "I hope you don't take this personally kid, but I'm going to go over there now."
Then look back with a questioning sort of disapproving scowl which communicated "is this guy on glue, or just special in the mental kind of way?"
Then I would laugh when I was not quite out of earshot.
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.









