@Played_Out
I think you encompassed the feelings of most Wii-Haters on this forum.
Your opinions seem as though you have never actually played the system, and that's all right. I won't flame you for that. You certainly did enough flaming on your own, because as you admit, the games don't suit your tastes.
You marginalized the most adult Nintendo game, The Legend of Zelda, by calling it kiddy, you called motion controls a gimmick. Then, later, you defended the PS3. You also acted like your opinions were the obvious conclusion, I love that word "obvious" just like you, yet you admit to not like Nintendo even when you were young.
You almost had a perfect "unbiased PC gamer post" full of Wii-hate, which no one could retort too. You stated it so well, as if these were generally accpted facts that we should all have realized before. However, you failed yourself.
You said:
...the wiimote/nunchuk was to create an input device that even a simpleton could master
I prefer games that require a high level of coordination like Tekken
personally I still think it sucks.
the control scheme is little more than an interesting novelty and that most gamers will eventually tire of it and realise that a traditional gamepad is actually far more practical
It is this obvious focus on young children as the primary market that has always turned me away from Nintendo (even when I was a young child - Sega FTW!)
What we've come to understand, that though you seem to imply that you are an average PC gamer, instead we see you are far from that. In fact, you are an average PS3 gamer. You like Final Fantasy VII. You never played Nintendo games when you were a kid. Apparently even then, they were too "kiddy" though I fail to see how missing out on Secret of Mana and LttP helped you become a more adult gamer, but I digress.
The fact is, your post is a giant anti-Wii propoganda statement, disguised as a PC gamer. However, in reality, you know little about the Wii or its games, besides the few enough facts you need to flame it and Nintendo. You are actually a PS3 fanboy, pissed off because all of your PC cohorts didn't "do the right thing" and flame the Wii everytime they had the chance.
You still insist that the Wii is a fad, and when people finally "wakeup and realize" that the gamepad is better, it will lose its steam. That's actually quite arrogantly prickish of you, but I'll let it pass. Afterall, the numbers aren't gonna back you up. Let me assure you that not just kids enjoy Zelda, in fact, you can find a lot more kids enjoying your kinds of games, rather than hopping on the Nintendo bandwagon.
Next time you feel the need to give your "dissenting opinion" remember how most respectable posters on this site refrain from doing such everyday, because the best of us try not to flame other systems, like you just did, so thoroughly.
Frankly, a lot of the PS3 owners, such as yourself have what we call "littleman" syndrome. They feel their console is being viewed as insignificant or worse because of sales, and feel the need to flame Nintendo with their opinionsl, simply because its winning. They get excited when negative news about the Wii pops up, and can't wait to post it.
When someone like yourself posts "confessions of a Wii-hater," and flames the Wii to no end, its no better than the average Wii hater flaming the Wii. You tried to hide your biased with words. You're smarter than the average, I'll give you that. However, that still doesn't make your opinions right, nor does it give you any kind of reason to post them when they are not necessary and derogatory about a system for that simple self fufilling purpose, even deep in the lower page of a Wii-Love thread where few are bound to read them. It shows a general lack of disrespect, imo, and I'm sure a lot of posters would think much less of you and your opinion, if given the chance to read your "opinions" you've stated here. I mean, they're not exactly fair to the Wii, or its fans, nor respectful of other posters who attempt NOT to flame systems they dislike, now are they?
You paint the Wii with broad strokes. You obviously know little about the system, nor do you care too. You have foolish age old beliefs that Nintendo is "kiddy" and that Zelda has now and always been "aimed at a younger audience" when in actuality, it's "aimed at its core audience." Believe it or not, not everyone in the world gets off on the next big FPS online mode, or the coolest game available, graphically.
You should see how well I could tear down the PC or the PS3 if I didn't have any moral qualms about it. It's not like they are flawless, and as you well know, a system is only as good as how you can present if. You presented the Wii in a cinical, negative light, where every positive seems to be a negative, even its popularity. That's not very even handed, and I feel your Nintendo hate from "when you were a kid" might be a factor in why you hate all Nintendo products so blindly. I would say "dislike" but its not a strong enough word for how you feel, obviously.