A. I'm drunk.
B. As an american male, I can't help but want to straight up sex up your hot japanese self. Your so good, but luck. Got capcom games all releasing on your very street!!! Why, in all the world, did you pick VGchartz to grace with your awesomeness, boy? You's hot.
C. I'm straight.
D. The end. That's how I do.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.