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Forums - General Discussion - The official *What not to say to an officer* thread

Thatmax on 06 February 2008

Heres a riddle, what do aids and the police have in common?



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johntonsoup on 06 February 2008

Dad?

It's my constitutional right... (this is a blanket one, you always know a kid is in trouble when he starts with that line)



madskillz on 06 February 2008

Arrest me? You need to arrest the jackass that sold you that outfit!

I'm currently working under for the government

I wasn't naked - I just misplaced my clothing ...

You're never guess, but I have some yellowcake in the trunk



doom102575 on 06 February 2008

Excuse me officer could you call me a cab I don't think I should be driving with how much I drank



PS3(60GB)/360(Elite)/Wii/SNES/Ultimate Gaming PC owner :)

hunter_alien on 06 February 2008

* looks at the truncheon * I knew it was to long to be your dick :P



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madskillz on 06 February 2008

Sorry, ociffer, but I'm too frunk to duck, sir.



FJ-Warez on 06 February 2008

For people like you we loose Vietnam!!!



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kirby007 on 06 February 2008

yo momma is so ugly, that you got a fine from speeding away from her



 "I think people should define the word crap" - Kirby007

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superchunk on 06 February 2008

meow [if you get that reference, you're awesome]

My license, sure, can you hold this for me. (hands officer the beer)

Hey, wanna see something really cool in my truck?

Let's race, GO!!

I'll suck your dick. [this works for both genders]

Hablas Espanol?

I'M A TERRORIST, DIE, ALLAHU AHKBAR!!!!!



antfromtashkent on 06 February 2008
superchunk said:
meow [if you get that reference, you're awesome]

My license, sure, can you hold this for me. (hands officer the beer)

Hey, wanna see something really cool in my truck?

Let's race, GO!!

I'll suck your dick. [this works for both genders]

Hablas Espanol?

I'M A TERRORIST, DIE, ALLAHU AHKBAR!!!!!


super troopers :P