Sounds kind of like the poke function on fb. Does this site actually ever have any community events in general?

You are stuck in the gravity of his spams, you need to out spam him to escape if you can't only the great Soriku can help you but sadly he is dead, I think

What history would that be?

Yeah it would actually be extremely simple, with only a couple lines of php code and a line of html needed.
The next day, it could output a total. And then be gone.

Enough proof, prof? Have I prof enough that prof's proofs are non-proofs?

*rumbling laughter in background seems to surround Wright*
hahh hahh hahh haaa
Hoooh hooh hoohh haaa

*curtain lifts from behind Wright*
*Prof is lounged sideways on a glass throne, dimly effervescent through the glow of ambient lights*
*he sits up straight, letting the handful of red features he was holding flutter down to the floor carelessly. The animal seated to his feet ignores the falling feathers, its eyes focused on Wright...a slick wetness oozes from its jowels.*

*he starts to talk, but freezes, his face caught in a rather large open mouthed grin. Recomposing, he begins again*
Is that right....Wright?
*He gets up, pacing to the left as he reaches out and spins a globe in its wooden housing nonchallantly*
I'm happy for you Wright. Seriously. I am happy that you are a very smart person. You are very smart, don't you think?
*He doesn't wait for a reply and continues talking*
You see, butterflieh, oh, if I may call you butterflieh....you see, butterflieh *his eyes lock onto yours* you were right about me.
But! *He turns* this was already foreseen. This is all planned in advance. The views...the post counts...the most popular users thread....all rigged.
* He looks off to the left, raising a hand in the air*
"All the world's a stage, and all the people, merely players." *he chuckles*
You are also my 'player'. I won't condescend to call you a puppet. I do not manipulate you into acting....but I do make it worth your effort to act.
*he sits back down, petting his animal*
Butterflieh, this is neither the end, nor the beginning, but a simple stop along the way...
And on this stop, you have let me post off topic twice now, and soon to be a third.....
*He grins*
hahh hahhh haaaa....
This has all been foreseen. All you must do....is be as you are..
Hoh ho hahh...

Wow sounds cool. What happened to this site?

*Raises eyebrown*

Wait a second! *Screams while pointing the finger at prof*

How come I'm your player, if you've been defeated this time at the hands of your own creation? That's the sign of non-clever mastermind.

And all those butterflies are making me hungry!

This is so funny lol

Maybe Spurge is a highly intelligent hacker that likes to play dumb on us?