So, I went to the pawn shop today and, to my surprise one of the merchants was selling a WiiU. My eyes were fixates on it and my heart jumped, I had to have it. I asked him if he had any games and he said 'If I did it would be my kids playing it". So I went to withdraw some money and came back to buy it, it was 200$ for the basic set. I asked him if he could bundle both endless oceans for a price, he said "most people don't know what you have there" and I told him "I know my Wii games". 
So I walked home anxious to try it out, wondering what game I'd get for it, other than the awesome stuff on the e-shop. I thought "it'd be nice to have New Super Luigi U", but I was impatient to play and wasn't going to the retail store to get it, not even sure if it was out yet, and I figured the digital version was an add-on that required the original. I wasn't going to dish out 60$ for it and was willing to wait.
When I unboxed my U I was excited to see what the start screen and sound were like (oh, the things that make us nerds happy) but I had pressed the power button too soon, the tv wasn't on yet. So I tried to power the console off to start over, but I pressed the eject button by mistake instead of the power button, and lo and behold, this popped out:
*new super mario bros. U game disk*
Er ma gerd
