Yes yes I know, but I could not resist the Fight Club reference. xD

Madison Paige.

'nuff said.

Lost cause, man.  Sorry.  Have a cookie, maybe.

Interestingly enough, I also considered Tifa, though it's because I find her loyalty, tenacity, and courage to be amazing, even in the face of self-doubt and feelings of insecurity.  As much as I disliked Cloud, Tifa impressed the hell out of me.  I think she would be an interesting person to have a conversation with.

I don't drink coffee, but I would totally have an FK in the coffee with him. And, of course, my intentions are impure.

For me ... PacMan. I want to know what happened to him over the last few years and if he is still haunted by all these ghost.

If you're not careful he might get hungry and we all know what he likes to eat the most.

^This one

I prefer Lulu over Rikku

I understand. Is it because you're a breast man or you like gothic women.

Nathan Drake (dudemanbro), he's awesome and he'll never not have something to talk about.

Zelda (ocaina), she should have some interesting tales from those seven years...