Lets compare my relationships. My ex... lets call her Mikayla, and my relationships with Video Games in general

Mikayla: Was sometimes there when I needed her, but about half the time she wasn't.

Video Games: Always is there for you, whenever, and wherever.

Mikayla: Sure was fun sometimes, but didn't want to do what I wanted sometimes, which made it boring :(

Video Games: your choosing all this stuff, so your bound to get what you want. want a platformer? you got it, NP :)

Mikayla: Broke my heart, and I can't find another girl like her :'(

Video Games: my console broke down, but thats okay, I can get a new one thats pretty much exactly the same :')

Mikayla: was always super jealous and a pain when I was friends with other girls, and didn't want me looking at playboy no more D:

Video Games: My Wii doesn't give a crap when I got a PSP, cause it has no oppinions anyway! :D

and those are just a few of many comparisons I can think of where video games win. and since i'm spending about the same amount on each, video games are the way to go...

and yeah, sex is pretty much the only thing that girls have over video games... but we got our "master hand" anyway, so problem partly solved.

It is pretty painful to try and put your "thing" inside the disc reader, so I guess love always will win in this front.

thats where this guy comes in!
  my girlfriend never gave me any action anyway xD

So, instead of putting your thing, you put your hand into the disc reader? ô.O

Really I think your goal is to find a girl that is open to a 3way with you and your games.

um... no O_o

my partner vs video games...

my parter: can get me laid
video games: cant!

nuff said...

What if the girl was a gamer? Then you get both!

Video Games indeed don't break your heart, if I only could feel the same for my ps3, wiiu or 3ds as I feel for cute girls than it would be al easier :(.

My WiiU or PS3 at least sure never would leave me or cheat on me and even if WiiU break someday I can get another one who is exactly like the other one I loved before like you said.

It would be all so much easier if eather girls would be more like consoles or we guys could love our consoles the same way like we love girls .

try have sex with your console then come and talk.


ugh.......my penis still hurts ....