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Lets compare my relationships. My ex... lets call her Mikayla, and my relationships with Video Games in general
Mikayla: Was sometimes there when I needed her, but about half the time she wasn't.
Video Games: Always is there for you, whenever, and wherever.
Mikayla: Sure was fun sometimes, but didn't want to do what I wanted sometimes, which made it boring :(
Video Games: your choosing all this stuff, so your bound to get what you want. want a platformer? you got it, NP :)
Mikayla: Broke my heart, and I can't find another girl like her :'(
Video Games: my console broke down, but thats okay, I can get a new one thats pretty much exactly the same :')
Mikayla: was always super jealous and a pain when I was friends with other girls, and didn't want me looking at playboy no more D:
Video Games: My Wii doesn't give a crap when I got a PSP, cause it has no oppinions anyway! :D
and those are just a few of many comparisons I can think of where video games win. and since i'm spending about the same amount on each, video games are the way to go...
and yeah, sex is pretty much the only thing that girls have over video games... but we got our "master hand" anyway, so problem partly solved.
